Avoiding Crisis

quizzes

with 3 comments

just because….

What state are you? 

I’m Vermont!

Making mountains out of molehills is your specialty. Then you sell tickets for people to ski down the slippery slopes of said molehills. What you lack in elevation you make up for in syrupy sweetness to those around you. It has been noted that perhaps you are too likely to stick to others, and thus become a nuisance to those you hoped to sweeten. In your wardrobe at home, you have more than just great coats.

What book are you?

I’m Love in the Time of Cholera! by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

What animal are you?

I’m a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You can’t stop talking about the “good old days” of the past. While you remember everything being so much better and more glorious back then, you’ve got to realize that times have changed! It’s time to move on, time to bring in the new technology and advancements! Still, there is some charm to your olden out-dated ways. Children seem to love you, for example, as do some historians and scientists. And you should really eat something… your bones are starting to
show.

What University are you? 

I’m Tulane University!

In the old days, you used to cheer for waves as they crashed on the beach. Now, you’ve just been crushed by them. There are many regrets that go along with this process, but now you’re hoping for many happy returns. After all you’ve been through, it’s tough convincing people that you’re safe to hang out with, but you like to remind them of your aspirations to be a doctor. You want to save people, but first you have to save yourself.

Nothing like wasting 30 minutes on mindless stuff.

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Written by nicolemarie

August 26, 2007 at 9:19 pm

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  1. Those are fun.
    I’m Maine, Watership Down, a Deer, and the Georgia Institute of Technology

    Dawn

    August 27, 2007 at 11:35 am

  2. look at that! if it wasn’t for pesky New Hampshire we’d be neighbors….

    nicolemarie

    August 27, 2007 at 11:41 am

  3. I was Tennessee, Salamander, Catch 22 and City College of NY.

    I know they are just for fun, but it’s funny how some of the descriptions are so accurate!

    prospectus

    August 27, 2007 at 12:17 pm


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